George Carlin

5/12/37 - 6/22/08

I remember being little and sitting on the couch with my dad watching his HBO specials, I'll miss his raspy voice.

• Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
• Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
• Fuck - Fuck you.
• Cunt - She has a gorgeous cunt.
• Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
• Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
• Tits - Hey, nice tits.

Later, Carlin referred to three additional "auxiliary" words:

• Fart - I farted
• Turd - Who dropped a turd in the urinal?
• Twat - Shave that hairy twat.

Rest In Peace.